Realizing that by “stay in school” they meant “don’t ever leave.” PGP.

I miss leggings. PGP.

Hungover at work. On a Tuesday. PGP.

I turned 25 yesterday, then had a nightmare that my car insurance didn’t go down like everyone said it would. PGP.

Too old to have roommates. Too poor to live alone. PGP.

Having the time but not the motivation. PGP.

Understanding what the “Friends” theme song was all about more and more every single day of my life. PGP.

Getting a text from a friend asking, “What are you doing this this weekend?” at 11am on a Tuesday. PGP.

The overwhelming satisfaction you get when you see people you went to high school with doing much worse in life than you. PGP.