Beginning all online shopping sprees by clicking the ‘sort price: low to high’ option. PGP.

It’s almost “drive to work in the dark, drive home in the dark” season. PGP.

Weighing out the pros and cons of a semi-serious car accident on the way to work. PGP.

Just got a raise. Still poor. PGP.

People who put “(Name), MBA” in their email signatures like they’re a fucking doctor. PGP.

Can officially cross being catfished off the list. PGP.

Having a laptop and the ability to work from home, but still expected to be in the office every day. PGP.

Please. Stop. Talking. PGP.

Puked, but did not rally. PGP.

Going from “it’s not alcoholism until you graduate” to “it’s not alcoholism until you’re married.” PGP.