The only thing I’ve done at work today is creep on girls on Instagram and make World Cup futures bets. PGP.

Turn down for heartburn. PGP.

Really excited about the leftovers I brought for lunch today, you guys. PGP.

Never been in a fight, but if I had to fight someone in this office, I know who it would be. PGP.

Going to the driving range in preparation of company golf day, because you haven’t played since last year’s company golf day. PGP.

Having to fake laugh at a chain email an older coworker includes you on. PGP.

Could really go for a Lean Cuisine right about now. PGP.

Spending an extra 5-10 minutes in the stall after you’re done pooping just because you enjoy the silence. PGP.

Having sore hamstrings from hitting two singles in softball last night. PGP.

Fitting into the “Just here for a paycheck” category at work. #PGP PGP.