“We should grab coffee sometime.” PGP.

I’ve eaten at Chick-fil-A three times this week. PGP.

Only getting $10 of gas because you’re so close to the next credit card billing period. PGP.

Getting a haircut during your lunch break. PGP.

Lunch from the snack machine. PGP.

Actually dreading a bachelor party in Vegas. PGP.

Having to be reminded that your birthday is coming up. PGP.

Praying the gas you pass doesn’t extend past your cubicle. PGP.

Spending the Fourth with the girlfriend’s parents. PGP.

I stayed late and nobody noticed. PGP.