My brother and I (the last two singles in our family) have a $100 bet on who will bring a girl home for Christmas first. This is our 3rd year of the bet and neither of us have even been close to winning. PGP.
I once puked as a result of bottled water intake, Dasani to be exact.
Members of my family to this day claim I was drunk. I tell them it was the water, and all I get back is an awkward wink as they say, “yeah… the water.”
Went on back to back Sunday dates with a girl the previous two weeks. The first one actually went well, hence the second, however she claims she wants to live in Iowa so we shall no longer be going out on any dates.
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Jack Stone has rebounded nicely from the serial killer accusations.
Sending Bri (the sports reporter) home was a huge mistake, but I’m so glad to see Crick back. #Watson2020
My brother and I (the last two singles in our family) have a $100 bet on who will bring a girl home for Christmas first. This is our 3rd year of the bet and neither of us have even been close to winning. PGP.
“You’ve gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.”
Real dates as they are sadly called now, not just dates, are highly-underrated.
Would recommend.
I once puked as a result of bottled water intake, Dasani to be exact.
Members of my family to this day claim I was drunk. I tell them it was the water, and all I get back is an awkward wink as they say, “yeah… the water.”
Alllllllllrighty then
Went on back to back Sunday dates with a girl the previous two weeks. The first one actually went well, hence the second, however she claims she wants to live in Iowa so we shall no longer be going out on any dates.
How I Met Your Mother leaving is an absolute tragedy on par with Gary Blauman taking Barney’s accidental curly fry.
Chicken Tenders and French Fries are always my go to.
Will never let you down.
The Reno Wine Walk is undefeated.
Also, the Zombie Crawl is top notch fun.
I mentioned just last week that I’m Pro-global warming for many of the reasons listed in this article.
The “Have you met my friend Ted?” line works all the time if you know how to swing it.
The truth is all you need is an intro of any sort, like “Hi, I’m ____, how are” and you’re off to the races. It’s not as hard as it’s made out to be…
says a still single guy.
I’m so glad this is back
Step one to running a marathon: You start running. There is not step two
-Barnabus Stinson
Never had any issue with the dentist.
Mine tend to lie with eye doctors. My last visit there nearly blinded me.
True life: My eye doctor nearly blinded me.
I’d rather put a Kraft single in my burrito, or on my chips, cold, before I ever try Chipotle’s queso again.
I haven’t been this disappointed since… well the two candidates for our last presidential election were revealed
Top Golf is nails.
Worst PGP article ever. Well, at least since Duda wrote about hating dogs.
If someone passed on a taco date I would be forced to cut them loose.
Even if “I would never ever cut a player because I think they aren’t up to snuff.”
-Herman Boone