Expected to stay late at work all week (meaning free dinner) so I didn’t go grocery shopping and I actually don’t have to stay late today. So I’m having pasta with canned tuna.
Agreed. My parents are as technologically illiterate as it gets and they had no problems understanding how Tinder works. They also like my current girlfriend much more than my previous one, whom I met organically at a Jewish singles event.
Pretty much. At the end of the day, does it really matter how you two met? I’m sure that your parents or grandma will care much more about whether your significant other is a good person than the fact that you swiped right on them while taking a dump on the company dime.
Like with anything in life, it’s whatever you make of dating apps. Personally, I think that they’re better than being set up on a blind date because at least you get a chance to talk to the other person and see what they look like. And most people these days don’t take anything you say on dating apps seriously anyway.
My girlfriend and I exchanged like 10 extremely random messages on Tinder before agreeing to meet up and then we had a 4 hour first date (where neither of us got hammered nor went home with the other person) with a much longer second date a few days later. As cliche as this sounds, when you know, you know.
If you get hammered on your first Tinder/Bumble/whatever date and nothing comes out of it, it’s probably a product of your dating skills and/or the person with whom you went on a date with, not necessarily the apps themselves.
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Expected to stay late at work all week (meaning free dinner) so I didn’t go grocery shopping and I actually don’t have to stay late today. So I’m having pasta with canned tuna.
Work in Finande (although not on Wall St.) and can confirm. Although my total pay is still below any of the positions on this list.
Them*. Oh the irony.
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Careful man. If you eat too many of those wings, your girlfriend will sign you up for another 5K.
No mention of Odell Beckham?
Nope, never went.
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If you end up having sex with her and she starts screaming “Oh God!”, stop what you’re doing and calmly ask, “What is it, my child?”
Agreed. My parents are as technologically illiterate as it gets and they had no problems understanding how Tinder works. They also like my current girlfriend much more than my previous one, whom I met organically at a Jewish singles event.
Pretty much. At the end of the day, does it really matter how you two met? I’m sure that your parents or grandma will care much more about whether your significant other is a good person than the fact that you swiped right on them while taking a dump on the company dime.
True. Maybe he’s not a garbage person and actually a decent human being.
Based on your previous posts and history of life decisions, maybe you should bang him.
Like with anything in life, it’s whatever you make of dating apps. Personally, I think that they’re better than being set up on a blind date because at least you get a chance to talk to the other person and see what they look like. And most people these days don’t take anything you say on dating apps seriously anyway.
My girlfriend and I exchanged like 10 extremely random messages on Tinder before agreeing to meet up and then we had a 4 hour first date (where neither of us got hammered nor went home with the other person) with a much longer second date a few days later. As cliche as this sounds, when you know, you know.
If you get hammered on your first Tinder/Bumble/whatever date and nothing comes out of it, it’s probably a product of your dating skills and/or the person with whom you went on a date with, not necessarily the apps themselves.
Even your dinner plans are beta.
Staying late at work = whatever shit Munchery has today.
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Todd would know.
Thank you, deFries. This just made my first day back from vacation slightly less painful.
Sounds like his parents didn’t like you