*Cue Todd 20 years later, looking through these engagement photos with his kids*
Todd: Kids, this was the day that I realized that I hated your mother. I only wish that it didn’t take me another 15 years to get the courage to do something about it.
You forgot one major thing: pooping. There’s not a single day that goes by that I don’t describe the day’s pooping activity to my girlfriend of two years. Not quite sure why she’s still with me, but I must be doing other stuff right.
Yeah but there’s postmates/caviar/etc. Yesterday I got a carnitas quesadilla from my local joint (via Caviar) to help cure my hangover and it was everything I wanted and more.
Wait, I thought avocado toast is why we can’t afford to buy houses? Or it is bachelor/ette parties too? Dammit, baby boomers, get your damn story straight!
I’m all about two wrongs not making a right. Yeah it’s fucked up not to hear back after an interview(s), but doing the same exact thing to a company brings you down to their level.
Plus, just because Company A was a dick and never contacted you again after an interview, it doesn’t mean that you don’t have to let Company B know that you got a job with Company C. They could all have completely different cultures and you could be burning bridges.
Dude, we’re millennials. Smart financial decisions are not our forte and we’ll eschew making them in order to live in the moment and get Instagram likes. Oh and avocado toast.
Why are 20 year olds still in college submitting questions to PGP? You damn young whippersnappers get off the front lawn and go back to your Snap-phones and your iChats.
“Who the hell is paying $5 a month to watch a guy drive people around in an Uber?”
Have you been browsing the internet with parental controls all this time or are you seriously unfamiliar how dark it can get? Think 4Chan, Reddit Incels, etc.
Waking up today at 5:30 AM after spending the last week sleeping in in paradise was painful. Way more painful than waking up at 4:30 AM for the World Cup final (gotta love Hawaiian time) last Sunday. But at least then I was blacked out by the second half, thanks to some some extra strong Bloody Marys.
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*Cue Todd 20 years later, looking through these engagement photos with his kids*
Todd: Kids, this was the day that I realized that I hated your mother. I only wish that it didn’t take me another 15 years to get the courage to do something about it.
Had a 2 year dry spell some time ago and did exactly this the first time I had sex again. Can confirm it works great.
You forgot one major thing: pooping. There’s not a single day that goes by that I don’t describe the day’s pooping activity to my girlfriend of two years. Not quite sure why she’s still with me, but I must be doing other stuff right.
Yeah but there’s postmates/caviar/etc. Yesterday I got a carnitas quesadilla from my local joint (via Caviar) to help cure my hangover and it was everything I wanted and more.
Serious question: for people who live in cities with good Mexican food, why do you get Chipotle delivered over delivery from an authentic Taqueria?
Wait, I thought avocado toast is why we can’t afford to buy houses? Or it is bachelor/ette parties too? Dammit, baby boomers, get your damn story straight!
Ehh it’s all the same God anyway.
Plot twist: Tom has never shown Alyssa where Eric works.
Awful bald*
I have a massive head (like the last hole in the closure of a baseball cap massive) so I’d look awful bad. Therefore. bad haircut it is.
I’m all about two wrongs not making a right. Yeah it’s fucked up not to hear back after an interview(s), but doing the same exact thing to a company brings you down to their level.
Plus, just because Company A was a dick and never contacted you again after an interview, it doesn’t mean that you don’t have to let Company B know that you got a job with Company C. They could all have completely different cultures and you could be burning bridges.
I would say Six Feet Under, but the Sopranos is a close second.
Literally spank or figuratively spank? Or both?
Dude, we’re millennials. Smart financial decisions are not our forte and we’ll eschew making them in order to live in the moment and get Instagram likes. Oh and avocado toast.
In this situation, the best wedding gift for your boy would be a gift card to the best divorce lawyer in town.
Love is a beautiful thing.
“Plus, always remember, people in love don’t do cool things like anal or threesomes.”
False.
Why are 20 year olds still in college submitting questions to PGP? You damn young whippersnappers get off the front lawn and go back to your Snap-phones and your iChats.
“Who the hell is paying $5 a month to watch a guy drive people around in an Uber?”
Have you been browsing the internet with parental controls all this time or are you seriously unfamiliar how dark it can get? Think 4Chan, Reddit Incels, etc.
Waking up today at 5:30 AM after spending the last week sleeping in in paradise was painful. Way more painful than waking up at 4:30 AM for the World Cup final (gotta love Hawaiian time) last Sunday. But at least then I was blacked out by the second half, thanks to some some extra strong Bloody Marys.