My company gave out $50 bottles of wine as part of our Christmas bonus. I gotta admit, I could definitely taste the difference between it and a $10 bottle from Trader Joe’s and I’m definitely not a wine connoisseur. Was the difference worth $40? Probably not. But there is something there if expensive wines are your thing.
Salmon has little Mercury so large quantities of it aren’t bad for you. Raw tuna though…someone should tell her that it’s fat free, GMO-free, gluten-free and has lots of vitamins. Eat that every day and in a year Todd will be a free man.
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At what point is it cheaper to just hire a hooker? It’s not like Todd has much dignity left anyway.
Her birthday and Valentine’s Day are only 9 days apart? I can already hear Todd’s wallet crying.
I can’t tell what killed more brain cells – reading this or my Saturday night this past weekend.
You have my condolences. Your favorite bathroom stall is like a home away from home at work.
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
A pint of a double IPA in his left hand and Alex’s leg in his right hand.
If she goes to grad school, can you still call this Things Girls Do After Graduation?
No idea what any of that is. Try Bevmo though, I hear they have some good wines.
My company gave out $50 bottles of wine as part of our Christmas bonus. I gotta admit, I could definitely taste the difference between it and a $10 bottle from Trader Joe’s and I’m definitely not a wine connoisseur. Was the difference worth $40? Probably not. But there is something there if expensive wines are your thing.
First year in public accounting?
Sounds like a conversation from a TGDAG prequel, before she met Todd. Make it happen, deFries.
Haven’t you heard? Or seen the previous column? Chicks dig a meathead…and it doesn’t sound like you are one.
Going somewhere*
What’s the point of somewhere if you can’t get likes on your check-ins/pictures?
#TeamMadMax. I’d be shocked if it won any of the big awards though, it’s not exactly a movie tailor-made for the Oscars like some of the others.
And San Francisco
Salmon has little Mercury so large quantities of it aren’t bad for you. Raw tuna though…someone should tell her that it’s fat free, GMO-free, gluten-free and has lots of vitamins. Eat that every day and in a year Todd will be a free man.
Matt is twice the man that Todd will ever be.
And then when it’s 11 pm: “I’ll watch just one more episode.”
It’s just a joke. Relax, it’s almost Friday.