Unless your wedding is in Iowa and of the four bridesmaids, one is in high school, one is married, one is engaged and one is pregnant. That wedding wasn’t too exciting.
I used to like Jennifer Lawrence. She was that hot celebrity girl next door that was down to earth and didn’t let the fame go to her head. Then she won that Oscar and it all changed. She’s not even that hot anymore.
Luckily, Anna Kendrick is a worthwhile replacement.
On a lighter note, the second highest voted comment on the Reddit thread is about backing those videos up, along with a thread about various back up methods. Once again, Reddit lives up to its reputation.
You don’t love her and she doesn’t love you. If you guys did love each other, you would have never broken up. This is for your own good, have a great time in Austin.
Preach. I find that so many people our age get into relationships because they feel like it’s the next logical step for them in their lives. I was one of them.
It took a shitty break up a few months back to realize that we need to find ourselves first before settling down…lest our marriage and subsequent divorce becomes a post on Reddit.
From an alumnus, congrats to your brother on getting into UCLA. I hope he’s excited for four years of banging hot and stupid SoCal girls, getting his ass handed to him on tests and annual disappointment in our football and basketball teams.
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*insert obligatory Office Space reference*
Unless your wedding is in Iowa and of the four bridesmaids, one is in high school, one is married, one is engaged and one is pregnant. That wedding wasn’t too exciting.
Go and hit on the single ladies. Few occasions make it easier to get laid than wedding.
“Probably would”-ing Amy Schumer. PGP.
That Amy* damn autocorrect.
I assume they Amy just serves as “that fat friend” that makes JLaw feel better about herself.
I used to like Jennifer Lawrence. She was that hot celebrity girl next door that was down to earth and didn’t let the fame go to her head. Then she won that Oscar and it all changed. She’s not even that hot anymore.
Luckily, Anna Kendrick is a worthwhile replacement.
On a lighter note, the second highest voted comment on the Reddit thread is about backing those videos up, along with a thread about various back up methods. Once again, Reddit lives up to its reputation.
Damn onion ninjas invading PGP.
Knowing what constitutes quality knives and having a conversation about that. PGP.
Use those knives*
One day Todd is going to snap and use to cut something that isn’t food.
Earnestly telling all your coworkers that you’d rather not be working there doesn’t seem the smartest of moves.
You don’t love her and she doesn’t love you. If you guys did love each other, you would have never broken up. This is for your own good, have a great time in Austin.
Preach. I find that so many people our age get into relationships because they feel like it’s the next logical step for them in their lives. I was one of them.
It took a shitty break up a few months back to realize that we need to find ourselves first before settling down…lest our marriage and subsequent divorce becomes a post on Reddit.
Yea but money
Damn I should’ve been a divorce lawyer.
Their/there/they’re. How did some people pass elementary school English?
Yeah, the ones that did liberal arts majors where there were no tests.
From an alumnus, congrats to your brother on getting into UCLA. I hope he’s excited for four years of banging hot and stupid SoCal girls, getting his ass handed to him on tests and annual disappointment in our football and basketball teams.