Can we add a sixth category here for anyone watching the Olympics on the West Coast? Because NBC is showing the big events on a four hour tape delay…meaning there’s literally no way not to find out their results before the broadcast because it’s 2016 and there exists this thing called “The Internet.” Fuck you, NBC.
A quick Google search turned up that she has a bachelor’s in math from UCLA, so she probably had some good idea of what she was doing with all that insider trading info.
Damn these young whippersnappers with their Snapchats and their iPhones. They have no appreciation or understanding for how good MTV was back in my day.
I see your grocery store date and raise you a Costco date. Nothing like being at the Mecca of American consumerism, surrounded by wholesale-sized packages of food and drinks, to really find out about your eating habits and shopping skills. Also, because it’s literally impossible to leave Costco without purchasing extra stuff that you didn’t originally come there to purchase, it’s a great test to see how great you are at keeping a budget.
I thought this was 2016 and we had equality of the sexes. If you’re a girl and see a guy you’re attracted to at the bar, go talk to him. We’ll be pleasantly surprised and, unless you look like a hyena, will probably be down to hook up. And even if you do look like a hyena, have a few drinks with us and we’ll drop any remaining resistance.
The USC/UCLA game tends to be during Thanksgiving weekend (although not the last couple of years) so that Friday is usually a half day or a day off anyway. Another stupid decision by a Trojan.
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Can we add a sixth category here for anyone watching the Olympics on the West Coast? Because NBC is showing the big events on a four hour tape delay…meaning there’s literally no way not to find out their results before the broadcast because it’s 2016 and there exists this thing called “The Internet.” Fuck you, NBC.
Did you kiss her good night? That tends to be a pretty good sign.
Something tells me that my female managing director won’t be too pleased if I say “thanks sweetie.”
That one’s all on you
And what happens if you get divorced 5 years down the line and your ex-wife takes half your stuff?
A quick Google search turned up that she has a bachelor’s in math from UCLA, so she probably had some good idea of what she was doing with all that insider trading info.
I saw the Razr at the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago. That made me feel old.
Or Southern California
I know that this is Post Grad PROBLEMS, but what’s up with all the emo articles lately?
Just ran an experiment on myself and can indeed affirm.
The jealousy and bitterness is strong in this one.
Damn these young whippersnappers with their Snapchats and their iPhones. They have no appreciation or understanding for how good MTV was back in my day.
Sup?
He probably figured that the old adage about not dipping your pen into company ink no longer applied and thought, “why not?”
Having my enormous package finished off is a sign that the date went pretty well.
I see your grocery store date and raise you a Costco date. Nothing like being at the Mecca of American consumerism, surrounded by wholesale-sized packages of food and drinks, to really find out about your eating habits and shopping skills. Also, because it’s literally impossible to leave Costco without purchasing extra stuff that you didn’t originally come there to purchase, it’s a great test to see how great you are at keeping a budget.
Knees weak, arms are heavy.
I thought this was 2016 and we had equality of the sexes. If you’re a girl and see a guy you’re attracted to at the bar, go talk to him. We’ll be pleasantly surprised and, unless you look like a hyena, will probably be down to hook up. And even if you do look like a hyena, have a few drinks with us and we’ll drop any remaining resistance.
The USC/UCLA game tends to be during Thanksgiving weekend (although not the last couple of years) so that Friday is usually a half day or a day off anyway. Another stupid decision by a Trojan.
Wait, so you don’t want to vote for Hillary because Sarah Silverman said that she’d make a great president?