“Oh, I see someone got a little sun this weekend.” PGP

Same spreadsheet, different day. PGP

“You’ve been selected to be a mentor for one of the summer interns”…thanks. PGP

Started a new job today. I’m impressed with both the quality of the restrooms and my proximity to the restrooms.

“Hey! How was your vacation? By the way…” PGP.

Quadruple bogied my quarterly sales review. Pgp.

When I get home from work I use my work laptop to watch Hulu so I appear “online” after hours. PGPM.

ESPN, CNN, BBC, refresh, repeat. PGP.

“You look like you had fun this weekend.” PGP.

Joined a Facebook group for my 10 year high school reunion and there are more classmates I don’t remember than ones I do. PGP