There is a sliding scale for the “don’t talk to me” dynamic. If a Victoria’s Secret model sits next to me, I’ll talk to her as much or as little as she wants. If a professional athlete sitting next to me wants to talk, I’m all for conversation. Same thing goes for a successful looking businessman/woman type.
However, if you’re a 60+ year-old woman with a cat on your sweater, I don’t want to hear your voice.
Regrettably, most air travelers over the age of 65 are unable to pick-up on this vibe. “My new best friend in the seat next to me OBVIOUSLY wants to carry on a lengthy and meaningless conversation… I mean, look, he just put his earbuds in!”
Why does Girl keep calling her friends “b*tches”? Doesn’t she know that it is 2016 and this sort of language is unbelievably sexist and contrary to feminist vales? She is obviously as interested perpetuating the patriarchy as she is in crushing rose’.
I was surprised that Girl never referred to herself as “Mama” or said “Mama likes” during this week’s story. Then again, she didn’t need to for me to be totally nauseated by her existence.
I happy that Todd had the good fortune to be away on business when Girl got hit with this. It is always good to be out of the blast radius of an irrational female who feels like she’s been slighted.
check your privilege.
How much is in that trust fund that her daddy set up for her?
There is a sliding scale for the “don’t talk to me” dynamic. If a Victoria’s Secret model sits next to me, I’ll talk to her as much or as little as she wants. If a professional athlete sitting next to me wants to talk, I’m all for conversation. Same thing goes for a successful looking businessman/woman type.
However, if you’re a 60+ year-old woman with a cat on your sweater, I don’t want to hear your voice.
Regrettably, most air travelers over the age of 65 are unable to pick-up on this vibe. “My new best friend in the seat next to me OBVIOUSLY wants to carry on a lengthy and meaningless conversation… I mean, look, he just put his earbuds in!”
I think her high-end branded athleisure attire costs more than what I wear to work/church/weddings. PGP.
Don’t care. Had sex.
No make-up sex for Todd now.
Some girls can do that, dude. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
If Todd plays his cards right, he might be able to get Girl to slut it up a little to “stake her claim” and maybe keep his affections.
Who am I kidding… she is just going to cause a big scene and make everyone within her considerable blast radius miserable.
Why does Girl keep calling her friends “b*tches”? Doesn’t she know that it is 2016 and this sort of language is unbelievably sexist and contrary to feminist vales? She is obviously as interested perpetuating the patriarchy as she is in crushing rose’.
I was surprised that Girl never referred to herself as “Mama” or said “Mama likes” during this week’s story. Then again, she didn’t need to for me to be totally nauseated by her existence.
“Don’t care. Had sex.”
She doesn’t appreciate or respect anyone or anything. OF COURSE she used a Wusthof to cut open a stupid box.
His girlfriend is way better looking than mine too… questioning my life choices.
I’ll take it
If I lost a bet and had to move into that cesspool, this would be the headline about a week after: “37 people found dead in grizzly co-op murder”
I love how Katie probably kept her scheduled meeting with Caroline a secret from Girl. They’re all dead inside.
“Don’t try to understand women, Bud. Women understand other women, and they all hate each other.” Al Bundy
The co-maid of honor thing might just piss her off more than not being maid of honor at all. And that’s hilarious.
I happy that Todd had the good fortune to be away on business when Girl got hit with this. It is always good to be out of the blast radius of an irrational female who feels like she’s been slighted.