She bought a polygraph machine and will be having a party to interrogate her friends. If you skip the party without a good excuse, she’ll assume you were the mole. Not making this up, check the yahoo link.
I was definitely anxious coming in today after our office holiday party this weekend. I was wracking my fade-in/fade-out memory for “who did I talk to and how much did I offend them?”. Fortunately a different guy was totally over the top, so everyone is talking about him instead.
Idiot. Only an idiot gets into a fight with his girlfriend at a small-venue party of her friends after you’ve had a few drinks about a embarrassing topic (exes). Because EVERYONE is thinking rationally and will absolutely make the best decisions under those circumstances.
The only time it is acceptable for a group of to wear “matching” clothing is if they’re all on the same sports/cooking team, or cops/soldiers wearing a uniform. Priests can get away with this as well.
exactly. the only thing worse than families with divorce is attempting to synch up plans with your parents, your in-laws, your siblings, and your siblings in-laws.
“oh, my brother’s in-laws are doing Christmas Eve, so now mom wants to claim all of Christmas Day, but my mother-in-law usually gets Christmas Day.”
Eventually, you have to start telling people “NO”, which brings in the drama.
She bought a polygraph machine and will be having a party to interrogate her friends. If you skip the party without a good excuse, she’ll assume you were the mole. Not making this up, check the yahoo link.
I was definitely anxious coming in today after our office holiday party this weekend. I was wracking my fade-in/fade-out memory for “who did I talk to and how much did I offend them?”. Fortunately a different guy was totally over the top, so everyone is talking about him instead.
Stock photo girl- would #fitchickfriday
at least Eric doesn’t have to buy her a Christmas present now.
Idiot. Only an idiot gets into a fight with his girlfriend at a small-venue party of her friends after you’ve had a few drinks about a embarrassing topic (exes). Because EVERYONE is thinking rationally and will absolutely make the best decisions under those circumstances.
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my only real incentive to do well and advance at work is the hope that someday I’ll be important enough to have my own bathroom attached to my office.
Get a new job, stat.
with friends like Girl/Caroline, who needs enemies?
Ridgebacks are such funny, quirky, loving dogs. Toby sounds a lot like mine.
NOPE. This guy is a bad friend and a bad person.
Are you attempting to crowd-source an argument between you and your human bed buddy regarding the dog’s presence?
This article has me wanting to pick-up some Bud heavy tallboys on the way home from work.
Bud isn’t the best beer in the world, but there’s a time and a place for it. You can’t suck down ultra-hoppy IPAs all the time.
The only time it is acceptable for a group of to wear “matching” clothing is if they’re all on the same sports/cooking team, or cops/soldiers wearing a uniform. Priests can get away with this as well.
Don’t be too good to throw some money around at the strip club. Those girls are just trying to pay their way through medical school… help ’em out.
there are worse ways to do that.
Are you using your miracle powers to turn Dewar’s into Lagavulin? Because Lagavulin is as expensive as it is excellent.
Riesling is never the answer.
exactly. the only thing worse than families with divorce is attempting to synch up plans with your parents, your in-laws, your siblings, and your siblings in-laws.
“oh, my brother’s in-laws are doing Christmas Eve, so now mom wants to claim all of Christmas Day, but my mother-in-law usually gets Christmas Day.”
Eventually, you have to start telling people “NO”, which brings in the drama.