Hitting up a local Oktoberfest tomorrow. Then I’m faced with a 7-hour drive Sunday for my first grad school interview on Monday. Probably not the best order of these events.
I can understand tiaras for a birthday, but they should absolutely be banned on New Years, which are not person-specific. By that logic we should all be wearing tiaras as NYE is a collective celebration.
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Not the first time I’ve heard of a debutante being bad in bed.
Sounds like you were an English major.
If you’re on the phone with India and you don’t have an overwhelmingly frustrating experience, did you even call the Help Desk?
Couldn’t have said it any better. It stings knowing it’s been an entire decade since my Phils were World Champs.
“Stats are for losers.”
-Bill Belichick
Snakes, WHY’D IT HAVE TO BE SNAKES!
Eric needs to graduate from the TFM mentality and simply state what happened instead of trying to sugarcoat it for the sake of playing it off.
Nothing humble about that brag
yes please
the good ole Lemon Law
Hitting up a local Oktoberfest tomorrow. Then I’m faced with a 7-hour drive Sunday for my first grad school interview on Monday. Probably not the best order of these events.
Doesn’t sound like you had enough time to close.
Your coworkers are savage and I respect the hell out of them.
I can understand tiaras for a birthday, but they should absolutely be banned on New Years, which are not person-specific. By that logic we should all be wearing tiaras as NYE is a collective celebration.
Way to BUILD UP to the punch line!
The move is to always respond “I see where she gets it from” no matter how hot (or not) the mom is.
You missed that Futurama reference at the end right there
No one likes us, we don’t care.
Username checks out. But I 100% agree, it’s way more fulfilling to spend 10 days in one country than spread yourself too thin.
The friend’s girlfriend requesting a (free) high end cocktail is only second to the person who buys a round and asks everyone to Venmo him (or her).