I’m not entirely sure I want to watch you Nay Nay.

When the f*ck did I run out of notches on this belt.

I’m still hung over from the 4th…

Waiting for approval to ask for approval.

I’ve been at work for an hour, and the only work related thing I’ve done is start the coffee.

Blood Pressure going up, on a Tuesday…

Using Sunday as an excuse to overeat because you are, “starting your diet fresh on Monday.” PGP.

Sunday: Packs gym bag to workout. Friday: Takes unpacked gym bag back home. PGP.

It’s 4:52 A.M. on a Monday. My boss wants me to go into his office so we can review meetings for next week. PGP.