Knowing a huge project is coming down your way and thinking of changing jobs to avoid.

Getting old enough to realize going out is too expensive and not worth the calories.

Realizing my bar tab last night was higher than my contribution to my 401(k)

Venmo has become my favorite form of social media.

Got a 3% raise…Do I press my luck and ask the company for a french press in the break room?

See Attached.

“I’d have to stop to get gas” as an excuse not to drive.

Came back mentally from thanksgiving this morning. Checked out for Christmas this afternoon.

Someone’s got a case of the Tuesdays…

Always running into the same guy in the bathroom.