Knowing your cube mate’s bathroom schedule. PGP.

Triple checking your alarm. PGP.

People thinking you’re not a hard worker because you can get done with your work in 1/3 of the time. PGP.

So, big plans this weekend? PGP.

My boss asked me about something he could have only known about through Facebook. We are not Facebook friends. PGP.

My boss got hipster glasses.

At this point in time…

Most pro athletes are younger than me.

The daily struggle between drinking or losing weight

The greatest injustice in the world is the fact that HR is always attractive.