Announcing “I’ll keep working on this when I get home” knowing damn well that’s a bold face lie. PGP.

“We’re getting into the weeds here, but…” PGP.

Coworkers that email you then immediately walk over to talk to you about it. PGP.

The hot girl turned in her two weeks notice today. PGP.

I don’t know how to put a GIF directly into a comment. PGP.

“Who all do we have on the call?” PGP.

I don’t know who Todd is and I’m too prideful to ask in the comment section at this point. PGP.

Taking an early lunch despite the fact I’m not even hungry. PGP.