1. My boyfriend is cooking so I’m probably going to end up eating shake shack
2. Getting over a cold and watching football.
3. I was just really happy to have TGDAG back. I’m so invested and it’s my favorite part of hump day.
I will tune in for fantasy suites where I’m sure he’s in some way contractually obligated to ABC to lose his virginity. The only reason for broke. They are absolutely going to need to break those headboards for him though.
I am lucky to have the time for it but I just cook for two every night and the second meal is my lunch the next day. But I was also raised eating left overs and never eating out so I don’t look at food that’s a day old with disappointment.
I just found out yesterday that I’m allergic to beef. Which I eat about 4-5 times a week. I will now be ordering my fancy cheeseburgers with a side of Benadryl.
My roommate got “dumped” by a guy she was seeing for a month because he found them incompatible which is fair. 2 weeks later he asked her to get drinks and talk. She went and he literally had notecards on things she did wrong and how he would have preferred them done. Mind you this was a 5 week fling. Then at the end of notecard night he said “want to give this a second shot” she didn’t but it was fucking hysterical to us.
My boyfriends grandma broke out a coolpix two weeks ago. I accidentally said “it’s been a while since I’ve seen one of those.” Grandma was not pleased.
Hey remember when you said NY sucks? Well get excited for the homeless epidemic over there that California barely makes an effort to manage
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1. My boyfriend is cooking so I’m probably going to end up eating shake shack
2. Getting over a cold and watching football.
3. I was just really happy to have TGDAG back. I’m so invested and it’s my favorite part of hump day.
I went to that concert and it was such an amazing experience. GoT nerds unite
Hey Duda, looks like someone uses a koozie!
How… how did you not know this?
Dropped the G bomb
I will tune in for fantasy suites where I’m sure he’s in some way contractually obligated to ABC to lose his virginity. The only reason for broke. They are absolutely going to need to break those headboards for him though.
I am lucky to have the time for it but I just cook for two every night and the second meal is my lunch the next day. But I was also raised eating left overs and never eating out so I don’t look at food that’s a day old with disappointment.
My boyfriend is heading off to a 9 day bachelor party today. I will be worrying while also enjoying some adult gymnastics and BBQs.
I wish a basic salad cost me $3. I pay about that for a shitty head of lettuce.
Did you just spell responsible with a fucking C???
You still have time to get sick
If me and my boyfriend progress over the years, I will absolutely be the woman falling off the boat with my husband not noticing.
Going to see “crazy rich Asians” with a girlfriend, a chill beach day, and probably will see the BF at some point in there too.
5 drinks is too much real estate. I say 3 is the max. Drink your coffee on the walk over.
I just found out yesterday that I’m allergic to beef. Which I eat about 4-5 times a week. I will now be ordering my fancy cheeseburgers with a side of Benadryl.
My roommate got “dumped” by a guy she was seeing for a month because he found them incompatible which is fair. 2 weeks later he asked her to get drinks and talk. She went and he literally had notecards on things she did wrong and how he would have preferred them done. Mind you this was a 5 week fling. Then at the end of notecard night he said “want to give this a second shot” she didn’t but it was fucking hysterical to us.
Had to do a cleanse of some of those photos recently…
My boyfriends grandma broke out a coolpix two weeks ago. I accidentally said “it’s been a while since I’ve seen one of those.” Grandma was not pleased.