I just had an “I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO” moment at work and everyone finally listened to me on something. Super pumped now and will use this energy to dance my ass off at my friends bday tonight.
I just googled hydro flask and a $1500 water bottle from Neiman Marcus came up. That bottle better bless that water so it washes away my sins when I drink from it.
I got bit by a bed bug at work. They made me continue to come in before they exterminated. I had a panic attack and passed out at work. Embarrassing but the workman’s compensation suit went well. The fear and anxiety of it is real.
My boyfriend is meeting my dad tonight. Dad is very socially awkward with intermediate English skills. He’s also itching for grandchildren. I’m just going to eat pasta and see what unfolds.
Someone said a Hoe is like the top piece of bread. Everybody touches it but no one wants it. I think that’s what ruined it for me. I slut-shame my bread.
My grandfather died 2 weeks ago so spending the weekend with my dad to make him feel less lonely. About to break some stuff in my apartment later so he can come fix it and feel helpful.
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I just had an “I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO” moment at work and everyone finally listened to me on something. Super pumped now and will use this energy to dance my ass off at my friends bday tonight.
I just googled hydro flask and a $1500 water bottle from Neiman Marcus came up. That bottle better bless that water so it washes away my sins when I drink from it.
I got bit by a bed bug at work. They made me continue to come in before they exterminated. I had a panic attack and passed out at work. Embarrassing but the workman’s compensation suit went well. The fear and anxiety of it is real.
1.50 to wash is nothing
My boyfriend is meeting my dad tonight. Dad is very socially awkward with intermediate English skills. He’s also itching for grandchildren. I’m just going to eat pasta and see what unfolds.
That cucumber comparison was gold
Also this humidity has been fucking brutal for weeks now. I feel your pain.
That wasn’t til after the show aired. A better argument would be Garrett made it through.
My boss gave me a soft token for RSA on my desktop instead of a hard token. That thing is my leash tying me inside this office.
Peeling gel off nails sucks
Same
Someone said a Hoe is like the top piece of bread. Everybody touches it but no one wants it. I think that’s what ruined it for me. I slut-shame my bread.
I just got yelled at last week for “putting the toilet paper on upside down” and was baffled but now I know there’s more of you.
Got my boyfriend a couples massage at a real spa for his birthday. He has no idea what he was missing.
You and the producers have done a great job sat portraying Blake as an emotionally unstable lamb that will either be slaughtered or cuddled
If someone put their bag above my seat when they sat in the back for their convenience I would make sure it took a rough fall down.
My dad goes to planet fitness. He calls the shower gel a “magic liquid” that is body wash/shampoo/ conditioner/ floor cleaner.
Your friend is ballsy AF
My grandfather died 2 weeks ago so spending the weekend with my dad to make him feel less lonely. About to break some stuff in my apartment later so he can come fix it and feel helpful.