AARP Benny

Member Since 08/23/2013

Tempting fate every morning with your Fiber One bar-coffee-dip routine. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Getting shot down. #PGP

Blasting a workout playlist with Rage Against the Machine and Skrillex on it while laboring through a 30-minute elliptical session. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Saying Goodbye To Drugs

A Breakdown Of Every Dry Spell I’ve Had Since College

10 Sexual Fantasies That Only ’90s Kids Would Have

Having a mini-panic attack after thinking your Spotify private session ended due to inactivity. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Yeah, pretty much. #PGP

Some days, I just wanna burn this mother to the ground. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

You’ll know it when you hear it.

This Is The Voice Of A Generation. Just Wait For It…