Tempting fate every morning with your Fiber One bar-coffee-dip routine. PGP.
Blasting a workout playlist with Rage Against the Machine and Skrillex on it while laboring through a 30-minute elliptical session. PGP.
Having a mini-panic attack after thinking your Spotify private session ended due to inactivity. PGP.
Some days, I just wanna burn this mother to the ground. PGP.
You’ll know it when you hear it.