AARP Benny

Member Since 08/23/2013

1: “Hey, happy birthday, man.” 2: “Please don’t tell anyone.”

Post Grad Problems

Forever alone. PGP.

The Fat Man’s Guide To Hooking Up

I’m taking Good Friday off even though I haven’t been to church since Christmas. I’m going to hell. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I go to the office gym twice a day…because my secret poop place is in the men’s locker room. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Masturbating In The ’90s: I Like It Scrambled

I have to fart so bad. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

JK. Just a little NSFW.

Here’s The Carl’s Jr. Ad That Was “Banned” From The Super Bowl (NSFWish)

NYC’s traffic grid right now. #PGP

I told one coworker about the secret bathroom that I use for number two. Now everyone in the office uses it. It was the only place in the office that made me happy. PGP.

Post Grad Problems