AARP Benny

Member Since 08/23/2013

How To Buy Things

I had a long argument with my girlfriend over a spam email from eHarmony last night. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Today, I watched in horror as the violent flush of the handicapped stall shot a pellet-sized turd directly at me. It hit my crotch and then bounced into my shoe. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Just watched my boss get swindled by a smoking hot sales rep. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Today is our last “Summer Friday” of the year. My company is making up when seasons begin and end. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

7 Things I Wish Someone Would’ve Told Me When I Was 23

It’s “Budget your time between MLB day games and fantasy football roster management” season. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“We are a Fortune 500 company.” PGP.

Mitt Romney Is Flying In Coach With The Rest Of Us For Some Reason

Summer In College vs. Summer Now