Had about 5 hot dogs from the stand outside the lowes around noon after looking for some paint. Taking it easy with a couple sliders from the freezer, a case of PBR. Call me a hipster, but $9.95 for 12 pack is a fucking steal. End the night with a Xanax and a glass of wine. Godspeed.
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Best toppings for chicken tender pub sub? Gotta try this now.
Getting rid of Stephen A Smith? That is BLASPHEMOUS!
Broke my finger and the doc gave me oxys for pain killers, currently high at work
No I take it back probably not my girlfriend makes the best low country boil I’ve ever had sorry for the mix up
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Got a 25 over 550$ speeding ticket completely absolved in court this morning ready to fucking crush anything in my path
Feel the rhythm feel the rhyme get on up its bobsled time
I had to stop reading this multiple times and calm down in fear of having my coworkers in surrounding cubicles hear my audible laughter
Had about 5 hot dogs from the stand outside the lowes around noon after looking for some paint. Taking it easy with a couple sliders from the freezer, a case of PBR. Call me a hipster, but $9.95 for 12 pack is a fucking steal. End the night with a Xanax and a glass of wine. Godspeed.
IM IN THE CAYMANS FOR A WEDDING WITH AN OPEN BAR. I WILL DOMINATE MORE MIMOSAS THAN THE REST OF THE GUESTS COMBINED.