I’ve seen many a college guy use the cliche “drink as an icebreaker” and fail miserably. She could get any guy to buy her an $8 drink, so if she sticks around without you buying a drink she may actually find you intriguing. You ladies don’t give us much credit for our powers of observation.
Advertise
You don’t have to approach us but it gives you a major edge over girls who refuse to approach a guy.
I crashed a bachelorette party two weekends ago. It can be done.
Give him a break, she probably threatened to castrate him if he forgot.
A woman doesn’t need to know my bad habits.
A girl dipping is about as attractive as a leaky cold sore.
I’m waiting for the iOS app iFart.
I’ll take $50,000 a year. Non-sequential bills, please.
I’m glad I’ve never dated a girl with your schmoozing skills. An expert ego stroker is a man’s wallet’s natural predator.
Like a Dickensian orphan.
Cosmetic chemistry conventions. Get a legitimate excuse to add them.
And order wine at a sales lunch and suggest a nap afterwards…
I’ve seen many a college guy use the cliche “drink as an icebreaker” and fail miserably. She could get any guy to buy her an $8 drink, so if she sticks around without you buying a drink she may actually find you intriguing. You ladies don’t give us much credit for our powers of observation.
Freshman year
We men learn our lesson about buying drinks by the end of freshman telemarketer of college. It’s a Ponzi scheme.
Allison, he had a sixth sense about your egomania and handled you perfectly. It may have even been me. I blacked out Saturday.
I’d take him more seriously if his company wasn’t losing $42 million per quarter.
That last sentence. You get it.
I specialize in controversy and occasional assholery so do with that what you will.
Strategery.
Duh. Not what I meant by shallow.