Most things north of North Carolina suck. The Sun Belt down here get northeastern transplants who can provide crab cakes without the crap that comes with it.
I’ve traveled all over the country and nothing beats the South in terms of general standard of living and good people. You should probably leave Baltimore ASAP.
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You’re too hardcore about a date that’s a fraction of a percent likely to happen.
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When you put it that way it sounds much more appealing.
Based on her opinion of me she certainly wouldn’t be in it for the companionship…
I thoroughly cleansed my contacts recently and drunk me is much less forgiving than sober me.
That was a compelling read.
I’ll bet she smelled like liquor and raw fish.
Backing up my files on time machine was a worse wait
Hope for America.
When did two shotgun rounds and a “crime of passion” plea go out of style?
I’d imagine face planting in sperm is karmic justice for all the facials you’ve given.
Don’t forget the random people who smile and say hi with no motives aside from just being genuinely friendly. I love the South.
Most things north of North Carolina suck. The Sun Belt down here get northeastern transplants who can provide crab cakes without the crap that comes with it.
Well then grab yourself some damn costumes.
Crazy bitches
I’ve traveled all over the country and nothing beats the South in terms of general standard of living and good people. You should probably leave Baltimore ASAP.
Ashton Kutcher’s character – 2 and a Half Men
Does that necessarily end after marriage, though?
Was there ever any doubt?
Dale gets it.