Seattle Dick, it seems like you have a bigger problem than just trying to get away with multiple bathroom breaks during your work day. You have clearly made the strategic error of multiple pee breaks as opposed to poop breaks. What you need to do is spread out work poops based on a pee to poop ratio of 4:1. This way you can get by on about 2 poop breaks per day as opposed to 8 pee breaks while missing the same amount of time of work. In order to pull this off you need to have a high protein, high fiber diet and drink multiple cups of coffee, as well as have a smartphone or tablet to pass the time. I recommend checking your email during poop breaks and copying your superior on replies to avert suspicion of time theft. Another benefit of poop breaks is that while you may catch shit from your boss for 8 pee breaks per day, no one is going to ask questions about a poop break. Stick to the 4:1 pee-poop ratio and time theft will no longer be a pain in the ass and all suspicion will be flushed away.
It’s too late now. They almost posted it but then deleted it and it was a pretty good one so I’m taking a hiatus from the site. Not worth the effort to write something and have it passed on for whatever reason.
I’m flattered. I guess the PGP audience will never know the five kinds of girls you’ll meet in Atlanta. I know, I know, it’s as disappointing as being a Falcons fan.
I heard the pastor thinks he’s cock of the walk. For a while attendance was flaccid but attendance has risen. There is stiff competition among churches in Dixon. It was a difficult building to erect. Women think it’s a great place to see men. The entire congregation encourages you to come. Thank you, thank you very much.
It also depends on your desired career path. Business school prepares you for a management job in a big stable corporation or consulting firm. If you want to start a business an MBA is counterproductive.
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And now I’m visualizing an American Psycho remake starring Freddy as Patrick Bateman.
This gave me the warm and fuzzies. Stop that.
Seattle Dick, it seems like you have a bigger problem than just trying to get away with multiple bathroom breaks during your work day. You have clearly made the strategic error of multiple pee breaks as opposed to poop breaks. What you need to do is spread out work poops based on a pee to poop ratio of 4:1. This way you can get by on about 2 poop breaks per day as opposed to 8 pee breaks while missing the same amount of time of work. In order to pull this off you need to have a high protein, high fiber diet and drink multiple cups of coffee, as well as have a smartphone or tablet to pass the time. I recommend checking your email during poop breaks and copying your superior on replies to avert suspicion of time theft. Another benefit of poop breaks is that while you may catch shit from your boss for 8 pee breaks per day, no one is going to ask questions about a poop break. Stick to the 4:1 pee-poop ratio and time theft will no longer be a pain in the ass and all suspicion will be flushed away.
My sales are actually just my right nut. It’s overshadowed by its more prominent counterpart but still gets the job done.
That’s McGannon’s wheelhouse. I’m just a simple guy trying to ruin everyone in my path’s Monday.
The N64 controller nearly ruined all the great games on the console because a drunk spider monkey designed it.
It’s too late now. They almost posted it but then deleted it and it was a pretty good one so I’m taking a hiatus from the site. Not worth the effort to write something and have it passed on for whatever reason.
I’m flattered. I guess the PGP audience will never know the five kinds of girls you’ll meet in Atlanta. I know, I know, it’s as disappointing as being a Falcons fan.
It’s that kind of off color humor that probably leads to my pending columns being deleted. Writers’ strike.
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I was always worried Carmen Sandiego would cut off my pee pee.
So getting laid would be cheating. Don’t we all have enough strikes against us?
I heard the pastor thinks he’s cock of the walk. For a while attendance was flaccid but attendance has risen. There is stiff competition among churches in Dixon. It was a difficult building to erect. Women think it’s a great place to see men. The entire congregation encourages you to come. Thank you, thank you very much.
Baylor is undefeated and ranked #6 in the country, bud. Something has to make up for them being stuck in Wacko.
As a UGA alum I feel absolutely no sympathy for you.
This is totes presh, Brian.
It also depends on your desired career path. Business school prepares you for a management job in a big stable corporation or consulting firm. If you want to start a business an MBA is counterproductive.
He was Chinese so I mean how much of a difference did it make?
Whenever he comes by your desk to give you shit just give him a