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Would they also like fries with that?
Wrestling fire ants.
Troy, I would imagine sex with you is a lot like that story. A long, anticipatory buildup with an unsatisfying climax.
greg gets it.
I want an iPhone holder/cup holder/ass wiper. I think Griffin makes one.
Goddammit, well done. Post-BCS National Championship life is going to be fuckin’ miserable.
Motion to have Ron Burgundy replace Bob Costas.
In reference to #4, I am in dire need of a secretary.
Target acquired. Engaging Meg Whitman.
But he went to Jared.
Trudat.
Can’t wait for Fourth of Juluau.
Hurricane hole. You have poetry in your heart.
The University of Texas has retracted its offer to Nick Saban
You chopped off your long hair? You must really hate men.
Would you like extra dressing on your Big Mac?
You’re going to get crushed like the cockroach you are.
Punny.
I feel your pain. When the Falcons snuck by Buffalo and we became the NFL champions of fucking Canada there were Falcons fans bragging about being undefeated in Canada. I’d rather watch Houston.
Blowing your load in a McDonalds receipt as you pass a state trooper is a power move.