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Bold move for a guy who keeps bikini pics of his ex wife on his desk.
Well, was it a nice vagina? Or one of those roast beef monsters? Spill the beans, DeFries.
“You like that 5OClockShadow guy? He’s kind of a douchebag tbh”
Fitzgerald’s short story anthologies are great. You can knock out a few 20 page stories per week and still have time for SportsCenter and The Bachelorette.
Sup
Not to be an asshole but how could this possibly be a personal best?
*flaccid
That’s about 69% of my Saturdays.
#squadgoals
Hillary’s guilty.
Depends on the salsa tbh
It does kind of shelve the old hole in the popcorn bucket technique, though
One of these days I’ll meet the roundtable deadline.
You have to give a little love to MW3. You can’t say the Predator missile, Reaper drone, and AC130 weren’t rad to use in multiplayer.
It ain’t immoral if it’s oral
Hey.
Sup
You’re just looking for mouth hugs in all the wrong places
I’ve got my ion you.