These are life skills. This reminds me when the downstairs neighbors knocked to let us know they were calling the cops. The phrase “Hey dude, do you want a beer?” can go a long way.
Ironically, I think you qualify as “wife material” much more than you did earlier in the story. People who disagree with me are probably just insecure. Wait, they definitely are.
Do you keep track of how many idiots ask you for advice regarding their bodily functions? Next it’s going to be: “I picked up this chick last night, but I couldn’t close because I didn’t know which hole to stick it in.” I applaud you for even acknowledging them.
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These are life skills. This reminds me when the downstairs neighbors knocked to let us know they were calling the cops. The phrase “Hey dude, do you want a beer?” can go a long way.
I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of my giant throbbing erection.
Ironically, I think you qualify as “wife material” much more than you did earlier in the story. People who disagree with me are probably just insecure. Wait, they definitely are.
I think it fluctuates, like when he suddenly forgot how to speak English during his hearing…
Do you keep track of how many idiots ask you for advice regarding their bodily functions? Next it’s going to be: “I picked up this chick last night, but I couldn’t close because I didn’t know which hole to stick it in.” I applaud you for even acknowledging them.
Starting my 3-year law school “vacation” next fall. Hard to believe I’m actually going to miss my modest paycheck.
Not to be rude, but everything you said about the watch being BS could apply to engagement rings as well. Inherent bias?
My interns call me “skipper”. That’s out of sheer respect, of course.
G&T ftw
4. “It doesn’t matter what degree you have, as long as you have a degree.” Yeah right.