As a proud Redskins fan, shame on you.
You deserve to not be a fan anymore.
Yeah, I get it. Our owner, sucks, half our front office does coke off of reporter’s tits for free inside scoop stories, whatever.
RG3 is the worst black guy in media since Bill Cosby.. But guess what.
For every 8 shitty seasons we have, we have 2-3 decent to above average ones. And I’ll take that over any other team, any given Sunday.
But here’s another thing. You just chose three teams that have literally all peaked already.
Saints: Brees slowly coming to retirement, defense sucks, their coach also has a coke problem probably.
Ravens: Flacco is massively overrated, their team is going downhill without their original veteran leaders, they love playing the blame game, worst fan base in terms of excuses.
Broncos: Peyton Manning, lol.. Bye. Their coach left because he knew the team was going to go back into the shitter that it used to be, and took the Bears job, for god sakes.
Now, go ahead and find you a bandwagon team, or a team on the up and up. Cause you don’t deserve the perpeputal disappointment of the Skins, and you don’t deserve the great fans that support them. Go find yourself a ragdoll, no balls, shit organization filled with mostly not-football savvy fans.
Hire me.
1. Why can’t I choose Gunther.. He was easily the funniest.
2. Margarita pizza comes with margs, right?
3. I really only like the scene where Samuel L Jackson gets bitch kicked/lightning’d out of the window.
4. Pass…
5. I’m a degenerate who doesn’t use the shopping cart. I’m a basket man.
6. Can I hire an intern for that?
7. It’s 5 o’clock Somewhere
8. Every day is a holiday.
9. 9 nights a week.
10. Costco.. $1.50 hotdog + drink for life… ~samples~
11. Pass.
12. I think we matched on Farmers Only..
13. Neither.
14. Bahama Mama, because you can drink like you’re on vacation without actually paying a couple grand..
15. Are there dumb phones?
16. Taylor Swift would obviously get a Fuck, and Katy Perry would be the Marry category… throw in a Kill for 2015 Miley, and we’re all set.
1. Why can’t I choose Gunther.. He was easily the funniest.
2. Margarita pizza comes with margs, right?
3. I really only like the scene where Samuel L Jackson gets bitch kicked/lightning’d out of the window.
4. Pass…
5. I’m a degenerate who doesn’t use the shopping cart. I’m a basket man.
6. Can I hire an intern for that?
7. It’s 5 o’clock Somewhere
8. Every day is a holiday.
9. 9 nights a week.
10. Costco.. $1.50 hotdog + drink for life… ~samples~
11. Pass.
12. I think we matched on Farmers Only..
13. Neither.
14. Bahama Mama, because you can drink like you’re on vacation without actually paying a couple grand..
15. Are there dumb phones?
16. Taylor Swift would obviously get a Fuck, and Katy Perry would be the Marry category… throw in a Kill for 2015 Miley, and we’re all set.
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nope, heathen children come from heathens. There’s no place in DC or VA for them.
no, get out of the vicinity, you heathen!
jesus, i sound bitter.
As a proud Redskins fan, shame on you.
You deserve to not be a fan anymore.
Yeah, I get it. Our owner, sucks, half our front office does coke off of reporter’s tits for free inside scoop stories, whatever.
RG3 is the worst black guy in media since Bill Cosby.. But guess what.
For every 8 shitty seasons we have, we have 2-3 decent to above average ones. And I’ll take that over any other team, any given Sunday.
But here’s another thing. You just chose three teams that have literally all peaked already.
Saints: Brees slowly coming to retirement, defense sucks, their coach also has a coke problem probably.
Ravens: Flacco is massively overrated, their team is going downhill without their original veteran leaders, they love playing the blame game, worst fan base in terms of excuses.
Broncos: Peyton Manning, lol.. Bye. Their coach left because he knew the team was going to go back into the shitter that it used to be, and took the Bears job, for god sakes.
Now, go ahead and find you a bandwagon team, or a team on the up and up. Cause you don’t deserve the perpeputal disappointment of the Skins, and you don’t deserve the great fans that support them. Go find yourself a ragdoll, no balls, shit organization filled with mostly not-football savvy fans.
Hire me.
1. Why can’t I choose Gunther.. He was easily the funniest.
2. Margarita pizza comes with margs, right?
3. I really only like the scene where Samuel L Jackson gets bitch kicked/lightning’d out of the window.
4. Pass…
5. I’m a degenerate who doesn’t use the shopping cart. I’m a basket man.
6. Can I hire an intern for that?
7. It’s 5 o’clock Somewhere
8. Every day is a holiday.
9. 9 nights a week.
10. Costco.. $1.50 hotdog + drink for life… ~samples~
11. Pass.
12. I think we matched on Farmers Only..
13. Neither.
14. Bahama Mama, because you can drink like you’re on vacation without actually paying a couple grand..
15. Are there dumb phones?
16. Taylor Swift would obviously get a Fuck, and Katy Perry would be the Marry category… throw in a Kill for 2015 Miley, and we’re all set.
1. Why can’t I choose Gunther.. He was easily the funniest.
2. Margarita pizza comes with margs, right?
3. I really only like the scene where Samuel L Jackson gets bitch kicked/lightning’d out of the window.
4. Pass…
5. I’m a degenerate who doesn’t use the shopping cart. I’m a basket man.
6. Can I hire an intern for that?
7. It’s 5 o’clock Somewhere
8. Every day is a holiday.
9. 9 nights a week.
10. Costco.. $1.50 hotdog + drink for life… ~samples~
11. Pass.
12. I think we matched on Farmers Only..
13. Neither.
14. Bahama Mama, because you can drink like you’re on vacation without actually paying a couple grand..
15. Are there dumb phones?
16. Taylor Swift would obviously get a Fuck, and Katy Perry would be the Marry category… throw in a Kill for 2015 Miley, and we’re all set.