Go sign. Looking back on 99% of my regrets, at some point my dad had advice on the subject I chose to ignore as an idiotic early 20s man child. Now he’s the first person I call when I need and, again, 99% of the time he’s right.
Let’s also take this time to share some awesome dad advice we’ve received over the years. One of my favorite one-liners from my dad is “Whatever they’ve done to you, just always do the next right thing”. Have a blessed day y’all.
The best advice is don’t entangle yourself in a web of female friendships, especially involving your S/O. Guys are idiots, women never forget things done or said, and they have no problem ruining your life to show you how much you messed up
Always remember, your wedding day is going to be the best day of your life but it will also go by in the blink of eye as a blur and what’s important is the life you share together from that day on (and having an awesome live band at the reception)
Pro tip: Hacking into the old Pinterest or checking the brands she follows on Instagram is always a solid move for figuring out what to get her. Secondary Pro tip: walking into the bedroom with a bow tied around your pecker is NOT something she has or will ever want for her birthday
This guy probably dodged a bullet here. Yeah, he seems like a mess, but dreaming of visits home with someone you are about to meet seems like the real out of control move here
You should get one of those walking canes that folds out into a stool. Then you can at least look like a goober with a bad attitude about everything in comfort
Those luxuries you’re missing, my friend, are just our way of life and why I always say Europe is a slightly less awesome version of America. God bless the USA
I’m sure some people will come at you for your rooftop pool posts but they’re just jelly. You have to defend the castle. I know snitches get stitches but I’d rat this guy out the second I saw him on deck
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Go sign. Looking back on 99% of my regrets, at some point my dad had advice on the subject I chose to ignore as an idiotic early 20s man child. Now he’s the first person I call when I need and, again, 99% of the time he’s right.
Let’s also take this time to share some awesome dad advice we’ve received over the years. One of my favorite one-liners from my dad is “Whatever they’ve done to you, just always do the next right thing”. Have a blessed day y’all.
The best advice is don’t entangle yourself in a web of female friendships, especially involving your S/O. Guys are idiots, women never forget things done or said, and they have no problem ruining your life to show you how much you messed up
Alex does not own that boat
Always remember, your wedding day is going to be the best day of your life but it will also go by in the blink of eye as a blur and what’s important is the life you share together from that day on (and having an awesome live band at the reception)
Co sign. Green egg is the GOAT
Pro tip: Hacking into the old Pinterest or checking the brands she follows on Instagram is always a solid move for figuring out what to get her. Secondary Pro tip: walking into the bedroom with a bow tied around your pecker is NOT something she has or will ever want for her birthday
You find a house in the Bay Area or leaning towards a townhome?
This guy probably dodged a bullet here. Yeah, he seems like a mess, but dreaming of visits home with someone you are about to meet seems like the real out of control move here
You should get one of those walking canes that folds out into a stool. Then you can at least look like a goober with a bad attitude about everything in comfort
Siri suggestions based on browser usage? *slowly disables siri*. That’s really…uhhh…awesome.
You know movies and real life are different right?
Those luxuries you’re missing, my friend, are just our way of life and why I always say Europe is a slightly less awesome version of America. God bless the USA
His life was threatened and I’m pretty sure there’s a few cowboys that will never forget his freedom hating face. It’s the gift that keeps giving
We made our friend take a knee during the national anthem at the Houston Rodeo
I think people that don’t take their pants off when they get home should be questioned by Homeland Security and put on some sort of list
A prominent Austin socialite told me that Dave was in San Francisco looking for houses. Can anyone at Grandex confirm or deny this?
Insta handle? I’ve been trying to find a good tea lately
I’d rather be fat and happy than skinny and sad
Welcome to the #doubecuppedup life M Cat, living large my friend.
I’m sure some people will come at you for your rooftop pool posts but they’re just jelly. You have to defend the castle. I know snitches get stitches but I’d rat this guy out the second I saw him on deck