I’ve always imagined the power move of all power move would be to keep your clubs in office so everyone sees you walking out when you leave early to get 18 in
Dove body wash in a lukewarm shower followed by ridiculous amount of cold aloe then lay naked on the bed under the fan. Source: guy who always forgets to put on sunscreen
It’s “HOUSTON RAP” by Aric Cisneros. I wish I could take credit for it but a friend turned me on to it yesterday. It’s what some folks would say is a fire emoji
Tonight we’re headed to the lake for some pre 4th shenanigans. Wife will be sleeping so she’s really going to enjoy my new playlist of the best rap Screwston has to offer.
Tomorrow it’s a boat day then my younger brother is ruining his life by proposing. Love is a beautiful thing so I’m going to get drunk and probably cry.
Sunday is recovery day and final round of the Quick Loans National. Maybe they’ll show some of the other players besides tiger. Have a blessed weekend y’all.
I have zero respect, and actually a lot of hatred, for folks that take shoes off in public. It’s a trash move. Stay home if you can’t keep yourself clothed properly for a few hours.
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I’ve always imagined the power move of all power move would be to keep your clubs in office so everyone sees you walking out when you leave early to get 18 in
At least they weren’t 5 texts in a group message…right?
Yikes
Dove body wash in a lukewarm shower followed by ridiculous amount of cold aloe then lay naked on the bed under the fan. Source: guy who always forgets to put on sunscreen
I believe that staying with your parents post grad and making some regrettable decisions is part of growing up
You can wear a blouse or have terrible taste in music but don’t you dare disrespect the game JD
Thanks for the ride home soundtrack inspiration
My mom plans so far out there is no way I could commit, and then calls me about it once a week. I love moms
Can’t tell if this is sarcasm. Orlando in the summer is a layover destination or a just passing through spot
True. I get a call or text almost weekly about “hey remember ______? I just saw their mom at the store and they are ________. Isn’t that so crazy?”
Doesn’t matter #2018
This weekend is brought to you by Deep Eddy Grapefruit y’all. Enjoy.
It’s “HOUSTON RAP” by Aric Cisneros. I wish I could take credit for it but a friend turned me on to it yesterday. It’s what some folks would say is a fire emoji
Tonight we’re headed to the lake for some pre 4th shenanigans. Wife will be sleeping so she’s really going to enjoy my new playlist of the best rap Screwston has to offer.
Tomorrow it’s a boat day then my younger brother is ruining his life by proposing. Love is a beautiful thing so I’m going to get drunk and probably cry.
Sunday is recovery day and final round of the Quick Loans National. Maybe they’ll show some of the other players besides tiger. Have a blessed weekend y’all.
Hey if you’ve commented in the last few days don’t comment on this post. I_suck_u_frat will get upset about it #petty19thstrikesagain
I have zero respect, and actually a lot of hatred, for folks that take shoes off in public. It’s a trash move. Stay home if you can’t keep yourself clothed properly for a few hours.
“Sleek and smooth dolphin”
God bless you RV, and God bless America
Cat videos ARE overrated
Her butt is insane y’all