I’m a hot, black coffee purist but recently my wife introduced me to this cold brew blended with MCT oil (or some Joe Rogan supplement) and I can’t get enough of it and it has really changed my life.
I also find it funny that JD thinks a hot coffee take is what’s going to make everything go “hmmm this guy is weird”.
I’m sorry but longboard guy…no age is cool to ride one. Razr Scooters are awesome though.
I’m also sorry but if you’re dating the guy “not into monogamy” he basically has a great excuse to sleep with other people and they say it’s based on his “beliefs”
I might be in the minority here, but if you confidently rock that baldness it can be super sexy
Roommate guy, don’t be as shitty as he is by not giving him a heads up. Being a better person allows you to continue talking shit about another person with a clear conscious
Savings guy. Don’t stress. At least in my experience, savings go up and down depending on where you’re at in life. As long as you’ve got a little nest egg, you’re good (source: guy who spent a lifetime of savings in about 3 months and I’m still alive)
This made me feel some things. They wife and family are going to love me picking the habit back up. So long Copenhagen, hello Camels for the summer. This message brought to you by Deep Eddy Grapefruit vodka and Camel Turkish Royal cigarettes.
I think life is way more enjoyable if we just do whatever we want because we are destroying the world but by the time anything really bad happens we’ll be dead so who cares….straws for everyone
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….you are doing the lord’s work with these and they are hands down the best thing put out of PGP (except for Micah Monday of course)
“Satire (noun): the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.”
Plus, you’ve never had a fun weekend with the boys or a wild vacation if you haven’t spent the next few weeks worrying about that two digit account balance but congrats on the super high paying job
My fondest childhood (and adult) memories come from a lake house. There is something about the sun, water, and freedom you can deep in your loins that almost brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it. God bless America and God bless lake houses y’all
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Also, a few guys I know sold Cutco one summer and they made staccs
I firmly believe that working a restaurant is the worst job anyone could have. It really makes you appreciate how great life is now
You sir, are a psychopath and need to start drinking coffee immediately
I’m a hot, black coffee purist but recently my wife introduced me to this cold brew blended with MCT oil (or some Joe Rogan supplement) and I can’t get enough of it and it has really changed my life.
I also find it funny that JD thinks a hot coffee take is what’s going to make everything go “hmmm this guy is weird”.
Not just bachelor life, but life in general. You’re not living if you’re not having crock pot shredded chicken tacos at least once a week
If you take it, work out. If not, you’re gonna have a bad time
Bubbles and stuff
I’m sorry but longboard guy…no age is cool to ride one. Razr Scooters are awesome though.
I’m also sorry but if you’re dating the guy “not into monogamy” he basically has a great excuse to sleep with other people and they say it’s based on his “beliefs”
I might be in the minority here, but if you confidently rock that baldness it can be super sexy
Roommate guy, don’t be as shitty as he is by not giving him a heads up. Being a better person allows you to continue talking shit about another person with a clear conscious
Savings guy. Don’t stress. At least in my experience, savings go up and down depending on where you’re at in life. As long as you’ve got a little nest egg, you’re good (source: guy who spent a lifetime of savings in about 3 months and I’m still alive)
This made me feel some things. They wife and family are going to love me picking the habit back up. So long Copenhagen, hello Camels for the summer. This message brought to you by Deep Eddy Grapefruit vodka and Camel Turkish Royal cigarettes.
You watch the Jim Carey one yet? From season 1 or 2 but that guy is a full blown lunatic
Scottsdale, San Diego, and New Orleans are cool. I take a strong stance against any city that gets regular snow
Chicago is a shit city so he’s not off base
I think life is way more enjoyable if we just do whatever we want because we are destroying the world but by the time anything really bad happens we’ll be dead so who cares….straws for everyone
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….you are doing the lord’s work with these and they are hands down the best thing put out of PGP (except for Micah Monday of course)
“Satire (noun): the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.”
Plus, you’ve never had a fun weekend with the boys or a wild vacation if you haven’t spent the next few weeks worrying about that two digit account balance but congrats on the super high paying job
My fondest childhood (and adult) memories come from a lake house. There is something about the sun, water, and freedom you can deep in your loins that almost brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it. God bless America and God bless lake houses y’all
Hey thanks for making Duda seem like a sane person. What a terrible terrible take
At this rate, Dave will be lucky if he can walk at Will’s wedding
Man. Not sure how it’s going to go but I’m going to use the term “mattress busting boner” tonight. Wild stuff y’all
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