Let me ask you something. A few years back you blessed me with a beautiful older woman at the bar and I felt a connection I’ve never felt before…until her friend told me she’s married and her husband was meeting up with them later. Why did you do this to me?
Sometimes I like to take at least half a day and hit the course to play 18 and have a few beers. Really recharges the batteries. I’m still a lazy, unproductive slob the next day but at least I don’t contemplate murder every 15-20 minutes.
Great ending. Really enjoy getting my beautiful Friday started with a death story.
Also, I recently found out that a random person helping another is free from any legal backlash should anything bad happen to the person they’re helping but a licensed medical professional can have their ass sued off if something goes wrong.
I never knew it existed either. Until the lady friend got irate because I wouldn’t pick some up on the way home one day. Now I send her all these articles so she knows the mistake she’s making.
The lady friend’s work schedule has recently changed and she now works Sunday night shifts. Fighting the scaries alone after years of battling them together is absolutely terrible. I should get some friends.
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Thousands spent on a Brazzers account and all I had to do was watch Australian Bachelor. PGP.
This 30 for 30 is going to be the singular positive sports moment of my entire 2016.
This makes me anxious. I’m glad I’m in energy in Houston, where we never have any ups and downs or financial stress…
You did it to yourself
I’m going to spend the rest of my day pretending “swolemate” was a typo on your part so I don’t know people like that really exist.
Pulled the old “propose in front of people” trick. Much more pressure to say yes. Worked like a charm.
It’s so hipster to be too hipster for a hipster brunch spot
Nothing a laser hair removal gift card for her birthday can’t fix
Let me ask you something. A few years back you blessed me with a beautiful older woman at the bar and I felt a connection I’ve never felt before…until her friend told me she’s married and her husband was meeting up with them later. Why did you do this to me?
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Half the commenters are because Houston had the best job market as we graduated, at least that’s my (biased) opinion.
If you live in Houston and you don’t get a rooftop spot at LaGrange today/tonight, you’re wrong
Too bad the weather in Houston is terrible today…
Good luck brother
Sometimes I like to take at least half a day and hit the course to play 18 and have a few beers. Really recharges the batteries. I’m still a lazy, unproductive slob the next day but at least I don’t contemplate murder every 15-20 minutes.
Wow. You copy and pasted an article rather than a list. You’re moving up Chair.
Great ending. Really enjoy getting my beautiful Friday started with a death story.
Also, I recently found out that a random person helping another is free from any legal backlash should anything bad happen to the person they’re helping but a licensed medical professional can have their ass sued off if something goes wrong.
Funny, but not always true
I never knew it existed either. Until the lady friend got irate because I wouldn’t pick some up on the way home one day. Now I send her all these articles so she knows the mistake she’s making.
Since quitting, do you find yourself disgusted by cigs in your daily life but the second you catch a buzz get an uncontrollable urge to light up?
The lady friend’s work schedule has recently changed and she now works Sunday night shifts. Fighting the scaries alone after years of battling them together is absolutely terrible. I should get some friends.
Also, this guy sounds like a lunatic.