I gave up on making friends with these guys after the last one kept mentioning how “blessed” different situations were. Then he sent back an El Tiempo margarita because it wasn’t good. (El Tiempo margs are hands down the best margaritas in Houston).
He’s actually right, it isn’t like porn. The last time I tried to let four men into my room with cameras and make my girlfriend call me daddy while I shot a load on her face, I was given a restraining order.
I had two semesters in a row that let me get home from class just in time to catch back-to-back Maury episodes every day. That’s some quality shit programming that really makes you feel good about your own life.
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Isn’t the point of getting married so you can have sex?
So yes, I’m taking applications as well.
I gave up on making friends with these guys after the last one kept mentioning how “blessed” different situations were. Then he sent back an El Tiempo margarita because it wasn’t good. (El Tiempo margs are hands down the best margaritas in Houston).
I mean JoJo is a 11/10 but the fiancée has the looks combined with intelligence and a crazy successful care…….. yeah JoJo is a 11/10.
I wonder if the fiancée would be mad or just impressed with me…
The thought of him breaking her heart one day breaks my heart
I may or may not have less Instagram than “nice works” this comment will get
I’m a pathetic excuse for a human so naturally I started Stranger Things last Friday. These posts are really bustin my balls
He’s actually right, it isn’t like porn. The last time I tried to let four men into my room with cameras and make my girlfriend call me daddy while I shot a load on her face, I was given a restraining order.
The second someone tells me they’re not a dog person is the second I stop acknowledging their existence
I don’t know about worse. My fiancé worked all weekend so I visited my parents and listened to them discuss their old dog’s pooping habits
I’m in the same boat. One day, especially in the Houston heat, and I could style my hair with all the grease
This whole “don’t wash every day” trend is new to me and highly upsetting
Yeti might be one of the most overrated and overhyped products in the world today
This turned me on way more than it should have
My mind and my hand pretend it is
Don’t encourage her
I had two semesters in a row that let me get home from class just in time to catch back-to-back Maury episodes every day. That’s some quality shit programming that really makes you feel good about your own life.
I’m in
It’s 10:11 and I’m done with my work for the day. Can we get some new content before lunch?