BOSS ROLEN, YOU BAD MOTHER FUCKER. THAT VIDEO GOT ME VERY HYPE, VERY EARLY IN THE MORNING. THERE’S JUST ONE PROBLEM, CLOSERS LIKE US HAVE NO LIMIT TO TAKE IT TO. EVERYONE HAVE A GREAT DAY. #DCO
HAPPY FUCKING WEDNESDAY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. IM TWO CUPS IN ALREADY AND IM FEELING LIKE TODAY IS GONNA BE MY BITCH. TWO MEETINGS THEN IM HEADED OUT EARLY TO MEET THE FIANCÉ TO SHOP FOR OUR WEDDING REGISTRY. CANT WAIT TO SELECT SOME PREMIUM HOME GOODS. HIGH QUALITY BEDDING IS #1 ON MY LIST. HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYONE.
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Fuck. Yes.
My fiancée is going to love every conversation we have being dominated by serial discussions again. Lucky her.
This is a trick. It can’t be done.
I thought “don’t” want pretty sound advice about your ex. I just don’t want to see you get hurt
Deep
I usually ask the Uber driver for any sex advice and any go-to moves he thinks I should try out. The ladies love it
I really hate to do this but yeah, you’re gonna want to change your name
BOSS ROLEN, YOU BAD MOTHER FUCKER. THAT VIDEO GOT ME VERY HYPE, VERY EARLY IN THE MORNING. THERE’S JUST ONE PROBLEM, CLOSERS LIKE US HAVE NO LIMIT TO TAKE IT TO. EVERYONE HAVE A GREAT DAY. #DCO
FUCK. YES.
Also, repeatedly commenting on your own good looks. PGPM
Solid
Chita. From channel 11. She’s married with a baby on the way, but a man can still dream.
Congrats and good luck
You should have a podcast about the Joe Rogan podcast
HAPPY FUCKING WEDNESDAY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. IM TWO CUPS IN ALREADY AND IM FEELING LIKE TODAY IS GONNA BE MY BITCH. TWO MEETINGS THEN IM HEADED OUT EARLY TO MEET THE FIANCÉ TO SHOP FOR OUR WEDDING REGISTRY. CANT WAIT TO SELECT SOME PREMIUM HOME GOODS. HIGH QUALITY BEDDING IS #1 ON MY LIST. HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYONE.
Don’t forget to tip
I got your back, bro
I have a feeling if the Capital Rs knew how we really live when they’re gone, they wouldn’t be Capital Rs for much longer
Stuffed avocado with chicken. Jumbo marg to wash it down. They limit you to two jumbos so they must be good.
You’re gonna get pinkeye
Don’t.