I’m feeling like today is going to be a deal closers paradise, y’all. Sun is out, air is crisp, and my coffee was extra strong this morning. If you’ve got an expensive lunch invite or a major deal to close or even a promotion up for grabs, DO NOT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER #DCO
You’re conditioning yourself to achieve superhuman levels of production. If this goes mainstream, work/home balance as we know it will be gone. New hires will have management controlled earbuds implanted. 24/7, your song can be turned on by your boss from anywhere, giving you no choice but to stop what you’re doing and start working
Just gone done booking flights for a honeymoon. Spent a lot of money real fast. What a rush. Hope everyone has a great weekend. May your drinks be strong and your Sunday scaries be weak.
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Couldn’t be more wrong
Exciting huh?
I still wouldn’t get any matches
I’d say no. Unless your crazy future father-in-law says “it’s just a dry heat” and books a 3:00 tee time.
Phoenix/Scottsdale is such a great city. Weather is perfect this time of year.
Pro tip: the girls you see while you’re out at any restaurant, bar, or club are going to make you hate everything about any girl you’ve ever known
Can confirm. Lost 13lbs in January. Already gained it back.
The foot rub/half listen move has one of the highest effort:reward ratios possible
I’m feeling like today is going to be a deal closers paradise, y’all. Sun is out, air is crisp, and my coffee was extra strong this morning. If you’ve got an expensive lunch invite or a major deal to close or even a promotion up for grabs, DO NOT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER #DCO
Have a great day everyone
Probably not
I really wasn’t wanting that kind of negativity this morning
My fiancé let me have sex with her last night, and she did a great job pretending to enjoy it so I’m feeling like a new man today
You’re conditioning yourself to achieve superhuman levels of production. If this goes mainstream, work/home balance as we know it will be gone. New hires will have management controlled earbuds implanted. 24/7, your song can be turned on by your boss from anywhere, giving you no choice but to stop what you’re doing and start working
Cocaine
If walking to the door to get my Postmates delivery hurts, there’s no way going to the gym is going to do any good
MAKE TODAY YOUR BITCH
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Halloween? That’s gonna be a hard no to any and all Halloween party invites.
Just had about 16. Pleasure has never felt so bad
Just gone done booking flights for a honeymoon. Spent a lot of money real fast. What a rush. Hope everyone has a great weekend. May your drinks be strong and your Sunday scaries be weak.
Where would you take Dan on your first bro date?
I’m thinking a nice, small, local steakhouse with killer steaks and an even better vibe for us to really connect.
Agreed. My favorite part of the entire season was when that one Major said they wanted to find Bo first so they could personally shoot him.