I spend most of my Monday at work trying to think of witty posts to put on the PGP wall. PGP.
I’m drunk in my LinkedIn profile pic. PGP.
Those people on the technical school commercials look more happy and successful than me. PGP.
I still make out in bars.PGP
The title Housewife is looking pretty good right now PGP
Been texting back an forth with three women at once today: My mom, my sister, and my boss. PGP
Bring your child to work day. PGP.
One of my biggest fears is that a handicap person will come in the bathroom while I’m using the handicap stall. PGP.
I’m really feeling the pressure to add my work email to my phone, but I just don’t want to. PGP.
Pretending to work is harder than actually working.