“Just another friendly reminder….” PGP.

Still not entirely sure what a “Trap Queen” is. PGP

My only Tinder match for the week has been the Bud Light Down for Whatever profile. PGP

I still throw up in parking lots. PGP.

Getting a job rejection email from a baby boomer who has a high school diploma. PGP.

Your alma mater sending an email about saving for your child’s college fund when you graduated last year and are single.

Getting offers for vacations you’ll never be able to afford

Still holding out hope that I’m a late bloomer. PGP.

Hangover anxiety so bad you think you might actually die

Never realized the extent of my immaturity until I attended today’s sexual misconduct seminar. PGP.