Being expected to dress like someone who makes $80,000 in order to make $25,000. PGP.

Found out I sweat the same during interviews as I do during first dates. PGP.

Work, pay bills, drink, repeat.

Bigger office, same paycheck. PGP.

I’ve had the same condom in my wallet for the past year. PGP.

Submitting TFM posts when you’re 34 and married. PGP.

A college drop out from my alma mater is about to make $24 million over the next four years playing a game. I’ll advance to 24 cents per minute in that time.

I blackout more now than I ever did in college. PGP.

I wish my boss would take longer vacations.

I would give anything to sleep in for an 8am class.