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Kim Jong-un is a serious guy–serious demeanor, serious leader, serious suit, serious haircut. He doesn’t even smile for pictures. He takes life very seriously while controlling all elements of the environment around him to ensure it, too, remains serious. So you can imagine his surprise when he takes a close look at the above photo and notices that one of the stuffed animals behind his head is pile-driving his little stuffed animal dick into his stuffed animal friend.
Enhance:
Enhance:
Look how much this blue cat is loving that husky dick. Smiling and winking like she knows she’s being photographed and her 15 minutes of internet fame is about to start ticking, and that the insane leader of North Korea has no idea they’re fucking right behind him. What a photo. What a scene.
Something else you may or may not know about KJU is his affinity for executing his people for truly ridiculous and mind-boggling reasons. He recently sentenced 10 North Korean officials to death by firing squad for watching soap operas. For watching soap operas! It’s not like they committed treason, or kidnapped children to sell them into sex slavery, or staged a stuffed animal fuckfest to create the photo op of a lifetime.
I mean, it’s a funny prank. I really love this photo, but dude, whoever you are who set this shit up, Kim Jong-un is going to find you, and he’s going to have you slaughtered.
Haircut on point, though..
[via Metro]
Image via Rex
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RogerJDorn
Regardless of the stuffed animals doing the nasty in the background, what the hell was the context of this photo? The Glorious Leader visits a nursery?
Nice SuperTroopers reference.
Haha damnit.
So close.
I don’t rike it when peoper raff at me.
Solid Super Troopers reference.