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Before this Saturday’s NFL preseason matchup against the Cleveland Browns and the St. Louis Rams, Twitter user Fisher Knight made a playful bet that became a horrible financial reality.
Rams vs Browns tonight. If Michael Sam sacks Johnny Football & gives the money sign, drinks are on me. For everyone in the world. Forever.
— FISHER KING (@SquareKnight) August 23, 2014
Knight said he would buy free drinks for EVERY person in the ENTIRE world FOREVER if Michael Sam sacked Johnny Football and does the famous Manziel money-sign. Do you know what happened in the game? Exactly that. Michael Sam sacked Johnny Football in the 4th quarter and created a complete shit storm on Twitter.
OMG! So glorious that Sam did it! Take that Johnny Football. You go, Mike! — FISHER KING (@SquareKnight) August 24, 2014
Declaring bankruptcy in 3..2..1…
— FISHER KING (@SquareKnight) August 24, 2014
Today I messed up by promising mankind free booze for all eternity. — FISHER KING (@SquareKnight) August 24, 2014
Since my frivolous bets influence human events … if the Jets win the Super Bowl, free puppies and ice cream for every kid in America.
— FISHER KING (@SquareKnight) August 24, 2014
Proud to have made a donation to the STL Boys & Girls Club in honor of Sam’s great play. I’m a product of a Boys & Girls Club too. — FISHER KING (@SquareKnight) August 25, 2014
Knight is getting off easy here. My Saturday night bar tab was too expensive for him not to cover it.
[via ESPN]
I’m getting Credit Protection Association to collect this debt for me concerning this important business matter.
I plan to collect!