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“No one uses Tinder anymore,” they say. “You should be on Bumble, dog.” Sorry, haters. I’m already completely out of the dating app game. But if I got back in? Your boy would be all in on the “Super Like” button that Tinder is introducing. Not sure what I’m talking about? Here’s a video starring Erin Heatherton and Nina Agdal that may help clarify things:
Overboard? Yes. Still confused because you were too busy doing the Heart Eye Emoji face at Nina Agdal the entire time? I was the same way. Here’s what Tinder has to say about it:
Introducing Super Like, a new way to swipe on Tinder. Now, by swiping up, or simply tapping the new blue star icon when looking at someone’s Tinder profile, you let that special someone know that they stand out from everyone else.
Super Like is available to Tinder users in Australia starting on Sept 10, 2015 and will be available for the rest of the world in the coming weeks.
One time I came across Lo Bosworth on a dating app and all of a sudden I had myself drinking Salty Dogs at a beachside bar in Laguna Beach with Stephen Colletti and Dieter. Had there been a “Super Like” button then, I’m like 85 percent sure I’d be getting cast in an E! series with her where we would often be spotted out to dinner with Chrissy Teigen and John Legend laughing about the time Chrissy blocked me on Twitter.
Instead, I’ll just keep liking her photos on Instagram hoping that one day I come up as a suggested user to her and she’ll say, “I don’t follow Lena Dunham?” before realizing I’m just a skinny-fat writer who lives in Texas. .
[via Tinder]
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The app is for getting laid. Why wouldn’t you “super like” everyone?
I’d blue star all of your articles, Will.
Thank God, actually typing messages to girls I was especially interested in was EXHAUSTING.
This is going to do is just piss off girls when they get matched but aren’t “super liked”.