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Remember back in college when you’d wake up, immediately bong a beer, and then proceed to bong 29 more over the course of the next 12 hours? Those were the days, man.
We received this email today:
Fredrick, UNH. Didn’t puke took about 12 hours
Nothing catches my attention more than a nice, concise email. I don’t know who the tipster is, but he’s all business, and I respect business.
So here’s a college dude ALLEGEDLY bonging 30 beers. I can’t prove that it’s beer in the bong, but what kind of monster would fake bong 30 beers just to make the ‘Net?
That made me feel old.
He’s doing it for his fans, which is always a good reason to bong 30 beers. I have no idea if I’ll ever bong another beer, but if I do, I’ll remember to do it for the fans..
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I have anxiety just thinking about the hellacious hangover this would give me.
I wanna beat this guy at his own game.