Shopping can be a miserable experience. We all know that. Especially if you’re a guy being dragged to the mall by your girlfriend who SWEARS she’s only going to pick up one or two things and ends up buying out the ENTIRE FUCKING SEPHORA STORE. How much eye shadow do you even NEED?! Who are you trying to impress with all this makeup, your other boyfriend?
Sorry. This brings back bad memories.
For all of those gentlemen that have spent hours sitting on the comfortable couches of Macy’s, Bloomingdales and Victoria’s Secrets around the world, wasting hours on their phones while their ladies flit about stores doing their best Carrie Bradshaw impressions, there’s finally an Instagram account for you.
It’s called miserable_men, and finally, finally, someone is doing God’s work and showing the world the plight of the men who have to sit on those awful armchairs and couches, laden with bags full of merchandise that you know she’s just going to return anyway. This movement needs to go global. Now that we have an Instagram account, we need a celebrity spokesman to get this cause on TV and into peoples’ homes and hearts. How about Vince Vaughn? Maybe commercials showing these images over a Sarah McLachlan song? “For just pennies a day, you can buy your boyfriend an XBox One and Titanfall and leave his lazy ass at home so you can go shop by yourselves, you selfish animals.”
Seriously, these men need your support. How can you look at these poor, poor souls and not want to try and make a difference in their lives? Despicable, deplorable conditions.