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This is the finest achievement in food innovation since pizza rolls. Hungry, drunk people are the beacons of achievement when it comes to improvising drunk food. So, you want grilled cheese, but don’t have bread? You throw string cheese on a big plate of Goldfish and chow down, while simultaneously undressing.

I’m just impressed at this point. I once found a guy trying to microwave a half pound of ground beef at 4am, but he passed out before he could give himself food poisoning. This chick got creative and created what I’m assuming will be the next big thing in drunk food tech.