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There’s something about air travel that makes people think they can just be insufferable. Perhaps it’s the airport beers, or maybe it’s that they’re already in vacation mode so any inconvenience turns them into a monster. Whether there’s a baby on-board crying their damn eyes out or an obnoxious flight attendant on a power trip, you can pretty much guarantee that there’s going to be something that will ruin your flight. Most of the time it’s just an overweight person in the middle seat, but for one flight last week, it was a woman having herself a full-on yoga retreat in the middle of the plane.
And because live tweeting on airplanes has become a pastime for anyone attempting to become Twitter famous, of course we have it all documented.
Okay, I know what you’re thinking – how didn’t someone kill this woman? But if you didn’t laugh out loud at the absurdity of her doing a full-blown headstand in her fucking aisle seat, then you don’t have a sense of humor. You have to at least give her credit for not waking up the guy sleeping next to her considering she was inverted in the middle of a moving aircraft.
Do your thang, sister. Let your freak flag fly. .
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I would never get my face that close to an economy airline seat
Only being able to afford economy seating #PGP
I get yelled at for not having my seat belt fastened while I’m just sitting there– how did she get away with this?
If you can move like that on a plane….let me show you my twin size bed in the room I grew up in my parents house.
This is why people make fun of millennials. Smh
But that’s not the only reason……
…Still would
I’d love to join the mile high club with her. If she can do all that in her seat, a plane bathroom must be like a king size bed.
Is this how you send out a not so subtle message you’re trying to join the mile high club? If so, I should probably retire the “Wanna Bang?” shirt and invest in some yoga classes.