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The Toronto Stinkmitts are a beer-league, co-ed softball team based out of Toronto, but its Instagram account looks a lot more like the Blue Jays than a recreational squad that meets on Tuesday and Thursday nights.
The account is pure, unadulterated gold. It features game promos, box scores, player interviews and post-game pressers with Andrew–the team’s player-manager. Andrew has mastered the cadence and idiocy of coach-speak down to even the smallest details.
From what I can tell, the Stinkmitts are having a pretty good season so far. Of course, I may have fallen victim to the PR-spin. Most professional teams have mastered the “turn lemonade out of lemons, or just ignore the lemons entirely” technique.
Here is to a Stinkmitts 2015 beer-league championship. These guys deserve it..
[via Instagram]
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