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Each year, The Hill releases a list of the “50 Most Beautiful People” in Washington, DC. Notoriously known as “Hollywood for ugly people,” I’m surprised they even found 50 people who could qualify as beautiful in our nation’s capital. I’m just having fun here. These are some good looking folks. You are all beautiful, bureaucratic snowflakes. Here’s the top 10:
10. Josh Earnest – Kansas City, MO (D)
He’s the White House’s brand new press secretary and he’s from my hometown. 39 and married, Josh rounds out the top 10 with a killer head of hair.
9. Rand Paul – (R-Ky.)
When he’s not trying to take down the liberal establishment, he loves swimming and snacking.
8. Vicky Vadlamani – Princeton, NJ (D)
Down, boys. She’s got a boyfriend. Shucks.
7. Gianelle Rivera – Monroe, MI (D)
She’s 29 and single. Happy hunting.
6. Rep. Eric Salwell (D-Calif.)
Salwell says that he didn’t know which political party he belonged to until he moved to Washington. Definitely a man of conviction who was never bought and paid for to be the fresh face of a party. That jawline, though.
5. Carmen Fuentes – Annapolis, MD (R)
BABE ALERT! She’s half Puerto Rican and loves Nutella. Line forms at the back, fellas. She describes herself as “quirky” and plays piano, guitar and drums.
4. Kristen Walker – Philadelphia, PA (Unaffiliated)
NBC News’ White House Correspondent and resident White House press room cutie. At 38, Walker says she’s “single AND dating.” She calls herself a “foodie,” so proceed with caution.
3. Devron Brown – Las Vegas, NV (D)
At just 23 years old, Devron is an intern for Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid. He’s single and doesn’t workout because he can’t afford to eat anything. His words, not mine.
2. Kimberly Willingham – Fort Worth, TX (R)
Recently engaged, Kimberly is the communications director for Texas Congressman, Louie Gohmert. She’s got a dog named “Dallas” even though she’s from Fort Worth and is dating a Washington Redskins fan, which I’m sure is going over great at home.
1. Danielle Sikes – Chino Hills, CA (R)
She’s a California Republican, but don’t fall in love. She’s got a boyfriend. Like that ever stopped anyone. She’s the total package. Not only is she a legislative correspondent for Rep. Bob Gibbs (R-Ohio), she’s also a member of the Red Rockers, the cheerleading squad for the Washington Capitals. God bless America.
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